Never run with a fork

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nice animation :D
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I can't f*****g believe you posted this with the pictures embedded. NOOOO it couldn't be a link that i could simply not click. I'm gonna have that image burned into my eyes for weeks now.
asshole.
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Yeaoch dude, someone forgot their lunch money today!
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OMG, fork that shitznit. :O

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His mom said, "Luckily there was no pepper or shrimp on the fork. My son hates shrimp"

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eXg. f0cus wrote:I can't f*****g believe you posted this with the pictures embedded. NOOOO it couldn't be a link that i could simply not click. I'm gonna have that image burned into my eyes for weeks now.
asshole.
someone sure has a strong stomach
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jesus.
how the hell does something like this happen.
was the kid running and then he fell and decided to aim the fork into his nose for a perfect insision.
His mom is thinking "Crap, I knew i should of picked up those sporks at the supermarket."
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That has to be staged... There is no blood at all, and I would hope that all of you know how easily a nose bleeds. The cell membrane wall that lines your nose is so damn thin that just dryness will make it bleed. A fork going through the whole thing would be pretty damn bloody.
The worst part about that image is that the parents are actually that bored/demented to try and stage something like that.
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eXg. dorkiz wrote:That has to be staged... There is no blood at all, and I would hope that all of you know how easily a nose bleeds. The cell membrane wall that lines your nose is so damn thin that just dryness will make it bleed. A fork going through the whole thing would be pretty damn bloody.
The worst part about that image is that the parents are actually that bored/demented to try and stage something like that.
yeh totally.
ive broken my nose b4.
it was narly, and bloody.
i was thinking the same thing when i saw this.
the kid was all like, yeah w/e it happens.
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my daily work outs consists of stabbing myself in the nose with scissors, this is nothing.
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good point dorkiz. there is not a drop of blood anywhere.. unless he's a reverse vampire! ^_^

staged for sure!
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No, that's real. That is not the part of the nose that bleeds. What was punctured here is the cartilage.

The first picture was obviously taken in an emergency room. I doubt that they borrowed an emergency room to make it more convincing. The part that was punctured was cartilage only, obviously.
I would think that you, Dorkiz, since you've obviously spent some time in tattoo parlors have seen people get their noses pierced. That's the same part of the nose as here, and I've never seen it bleed when someone gets their nose pierced.
You can also tell that there's a swelling below the eyes in the first pic, and it's subsided some but still easy to notice in the second pic.
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A friend of mine sent it to me. Says he got it at work for a safety lesson, never run with sharp objects. COULD be real.
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True.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/forknose.asp

There. Now I don't want to hear any more about it. ugh

(sorry, I can't help it. That kids about my sons age.)
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